My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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