I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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