at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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