You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
