Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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