So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
