Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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