don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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