I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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