I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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