Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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