I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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