Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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