Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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