so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
How's work?
Spinning.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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