It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
