what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
