My brain says no but my pants say off.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
handjob tips. give me some.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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