We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I'm really busy with my period
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