a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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