If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I understand Curling. That high.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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