so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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