There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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