You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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