Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
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