jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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