Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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