This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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