did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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