I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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