We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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