I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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