People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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