She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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