i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
It's blow job season.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
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