Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
My bed smells like the plague
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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