If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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