were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Randomize
