Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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