at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
i think i have herpe
just one?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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