3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
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