just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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