sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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