But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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