Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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