dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I think your dad took our porno
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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