Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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