I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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