yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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