We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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